Your holiday experience of a lifetime starts here

If you’re looking for the perfect year-round climate, funky beaches, exotic nightlife, quaint local people, dog-friendly bordellos, piquant food, a low mosquito count, and every allurement of ‘a holiday to remember’, look no further than Luton!

Ideally situated in the very heart of England, and conveniently accessible by all major air, balloon, rail, barge and cabriolet services, Luton is deservedly the nation’s most popular budget vacation destination.

In this modest site, I have tried to convey - with the most painful honesty - my own passion for this little town whose ethnic lanes and leafy underpasses I have so often explored myself by horse and motor scooter, riding side saddle.

Please do take a moment from your busy day to sample at least one of my Luton Delights in the column at your left. And don't forget to reserve your copy of my book.

Welcome to Secret Luton!

Mrs Celia Fiennes
Diarist & widow

Sunday 16 August 2009

Luton Currency


The official unit of currency is the groat. This is equivalent to one pound sterling (£1). The euro is not recognised. However, you may well come across the ducat, worth 6s 8d or one third of a pound.

Other recognised units of currency are the shilling (20 to the groat), half crown (8 to the groat), crown (4 to the groat) and angel (2 to the groat).

The coin most common in everyday use is the dandiprat. This is the local name for a farthing, or one quarter of a penny. In one groat or pound, there are 960 dandiprats or farthings. Fortunately, it is necessary to carry only a few dandiprats at one time. Luton tapsters (bar assistants), waiters and taxi drivers will expect to be tipped just one dandiprat for their services. Any more than that is an insult.

If many heavy coins or other valuables must be carried around town, small boys can be found standing in well ordered queues at most street corners. Their service as porters is entirely safe and inexpensive. They will expect payment of one dandiprat per mile.

For comparison purposes, a one-pint pot of ale in a Luton tavern typically costs two groats. The coach journey from the airport to the beach is, at time of writing, two ducats (13s 4d). A bawd or gigolo is usually five groats by the hour.

And a boatman will charge five dandiprats for a simple wherry or eight dandiprats for a tilt-boat with an awning, to take you across the River Lea from Park Town to Hart Hill, where the river emerges from the tunnel into a lake ¼ mile wide. Do remember to tip him no more than one dandiprat.