Your holiday experience of a lifetime starts here

If you’re looking for the perfect year-round climate, funky beaches, exotic nightlife, quaint local people, dog-friendly bordellos, piquant food, a low mosquito count, and every allurement of ‘a holiday to remember’, look no further than Luton!

Ideally situated in the very heart of England, and conveniently accessible by all major air, balloon, rail, barge and cabriolet services, Luton is deservedly the nation’s most popular budget vacation destination.

In this modest site, I have tried to convey - with the most painful honesty - my own passion for this little town whose ethnic lanes and leafy underpasses I have so often explored myself by horse and motor scooter, riding side saddle.

Please do take a moment from your busy day to sample at least one of my Luton Delights in the column at your left. And don't forget to reserve your copy of my book.

Welcome to Secret Luton!

Mrs Celia Fiennes
Diarist & widow

Sunday 16 August 2009

Luton Beach


Luton’s Lido beach immediately behind the picturesque Arndale Centre has been highly acclaimed for its quiet location, privacy for naturists, clean gravel, disabled facilities, and the unfailing courtesy of its jet ski operators.

Licensed beach vendors offer a stunning variety of holiday indispensables, from comfrey cakes and 'icy bastards' (chilled spiced wine) to worry beads and approved hallucinogens.
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